ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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