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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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