ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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