ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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