ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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