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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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