ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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