ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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