ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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