ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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