ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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