ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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