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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 15 DECEMBER 1999
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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