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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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