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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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