ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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