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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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