ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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