ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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