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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
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- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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