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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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