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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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