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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 28 NOVEMBER 2000
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
  2. Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
  3. Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
  4. "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
  5. Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
  6. "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
  7. Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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