ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
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- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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