ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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