ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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