ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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