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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
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