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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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