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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
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- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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