ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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