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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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