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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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