ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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