ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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