ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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