ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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