ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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