ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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