ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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