ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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