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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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