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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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