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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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