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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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