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Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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