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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
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- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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