ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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