ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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