ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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